CNN’s Exclusive Interview With Itself Monday, Sep 21 2009 

US News shw3nn 15:33

I never read cnn.com but I may start.  I ended up there trying to find more information on whether Israel used white phosphorus on the Gaza strip.  I was amazed at what I found.

It looks like they managed to get an exclusive interview with Fareed Zakaria, the elusive host of CNN’s “Fareed Zakaria: GPS”.

In this rare interview, he shared information from a private meeting with President Medvedev:

I met with President Dmitri Medvedev in Moscow last week for “Fareed Zakaria GPS,” and he went out of his way to insist that Iran had to cooperate with the International Atomic Energy Agency, that Russia was opposed to any development of a nuclear weapons program and that [Iranian President Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad’s statement about Israel was “unacceptable.” You can hear it from him this Sunday.

 

I Applaud Kanye West Sunday, Sep 20 2009 

Celebrity shw3nn 23:28

So what if Taylor Swift’s big moment was ruined?  That whole performance served a higher good.

The U.S. has become so divided, lately.

The conservatives think the liberals are trying to instill Hitlerian death panels to retroactively murder the baby Stephen Hawking. The liberals think the conservatives want to plant rfid chips in your pupils then torture you because they mistook your email asking for a free Vidal Sassoon sample for a fan letter to Gore Vidal.

Kanye West shown wearing sunglasses at night so he can keep track of the visions in his eyes.

Kanye West shown wearing sunglasses at night so he can keep track of the visions in his eyes.

We are fighting each other over everything. We fight about religion. We fight about homosexuality which is still just fighting about religion. We fight about abortion which is really still fighting about religion. We fight about evolution.

I swear I will think of something that isn’t, ultimately, another fight about religion.

I KNOW!

We fight about some story where a vampire twinkles.

I’m getting off track.

Kanye West shown here in orbital free fall, on a bicycle, wearing a grandpa cardigan.

Kanye West shown here in orbital free fall, on a bicycle, wearing a grandpa cardigan.

My point is, divisiveness abounds. I, for one, appreciate when somebody like Kanye West comes along and does something that is an incontrovertible dick move. The whole country can come together and say, “Wow, what a cunt!”

O’Reilly called him a pinhead. Obama called him a jackass. Don’t you see? We’re agreeing.

Isn’t it nice?

 

Death to Beyonce, the Infidel Whore Sunday, Sep 20 2009 

Islam shw3nn 14:38

Or maybe not.  She is going to play in Malaysia.  The Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party is protesting this concert because of how she dresses and dances.

Looks like the solution is to cover herself for the concert.  As long as she doesn’t reveal too much skin she can get up on stage and sing about grinding on strange men in clubs to an audience of fundamentalist Muslims.

Remember how Muslims offered a million dollars to anybody who killed that Danish cartoonist who drew Muhammad?  ‘member that? That furor started in Indonesia.  Danish Muslims went to Indonesia with the cartoons in order to create mayhem over the whole thing.  They knew the Indonesians would flip out.

Indonesia is also the country Beyonce chose OVER Malaysia in 2007 because the Indonesians were more laid back.

Whatever.  I’m sure it will be fine.

Is she wears a full, Afghan chadri and stands perfectly still while singing about telling her man to kiss her empowered ass, I can’t see any problems.

Beyonce's new onstage outfit

Beyonce's new onstage outfit

In fact, she could really just have a stage hand stand in the chadri, play her album on the speakers and take the night off.